October 30, 2016

Trick or.....

uh oh... Windows did another update on my computer I wonder what won't work properly now!


We had some serious rain for us on Friday. We had flash flood warnings. There was rain running down the roads and along side the highways. Just not what you usually see here. It was a drippy drizzly day. I was able to accomplish a lot on Friday. I did some grocery shopping, bought a couple of houseplants, voted, and ran a lot of errands. I also went to our local parade in celebration of our statehood. I went in the rain and helped my little buddy pick up candy. You know the parade is over here when the street sweepers come through.

Saturday the sun came out and it was beautiful. I went and got my cooler out of storage and headed north. Drove about 2 1/2 hours to a nice big-little town surrounded by farmland. It was a beautiful day for a drive. I met an old teaching friend and we talked about our profession and how different it is from where we were before. It is such a change for both of us. It makes you really appreciate where you are now. Then I went to Costco and picked up everything on my list and then some. Costco always has some rather tempting items. That was fun then I headed back south before dark. I was getting home as the sun was setting. The sky was red and pink above the darkness of the hills. I was able to get my groceries put away. I took some Costco purchases to my friends house they'd asked me to pick up. I helped decorate a little for Halloween. They are going to have the spookiest house on the block. I'm not sure little kids are going to want to walk up there! My friend is a creative guy. He's great at finding cheap yard sale items, or thrown away items, and scrap wood and turning them into something else. So it will be fun to see the final product tomorrow night. I am handing out candy at their house while they take the kids trick-or-treating.

Today the wind picked up and blew pretty hard for awhile. It was then followed by another rain storm. We are supposed to have some thunder starting soon. Tomorrow is supposed to be pretty clear. It isn't going to be a very warm day. Which is a bonus. Maybe it will get my classroom trick-or-treaters in to bed a little earlier. (I can hope!) Today I am working on my laundry for the week. I should be making a plan for my school Halloween costume. I'm not into it. Not at all. Don't wanna. My team is all dressing as a similar character. It's one day... I can probably survive. I need to make sure to make my cup of hot tea in the a.m. I'm going to need it to get through all the Halloween excitement tomorrow.  Think kind thoughts for all teachers tomorrow....

October 26, 2016

....like a box of chocolates

Parent-teacher conferences explain a lot. A lot...! I have enough experiences with this event to know there is going to be one surprise (at least) of a parent who is going to freak out on you. I had one today. They were shocked by their students performance. I was truthful. I wasn't just me telling you your child is struggling but the data. You can blame me if you like, but your child is struggling. If you can jump on board, we can help each other, help your student have success. Sigh. It wasn't pretty. I felt bad because the kiddo was with them. I finally put the focus on him because I could see his discouraged face. I talked to him about what he could do to make growth and that I totally believed he could do it. On the other end of the spectrum I had a huge hug from a mom who was so appreciative of what I was doing for her kid. Most parents were very realistic of where their students were struggling. Parent-Teacher Conferences are like a box of chocolates..."You Never Know What You're Gonna Get."

The FBLA from the local high school came and dropped of my dinner during my last conference of the day. That was great!  I was going to upload a picture but the internet isn't cooperating. Your taste buds won't be drooling in envy tonight.

I am home! I took a long hot shower. I have on my pj's!  Oh! I forgot to share my class won a coloring contest supported by a local Real Estate Office. They won a Pizza Party. We won $125 for our classroom! YAY! So tomorrow I will submit my students vote for Pizza! Tonight I am off to sleep and rest my brain for another busy day! G'Night

October 25, 2016

Communication

It was a busy but good day. I received my evaluation scores. I had the best evaluation I've ever received. She noted how I was using the whole brain to teach (not just worksheets)! Yay! Anyhow, it made me feel good and feel like I am on the right track. It is such  a positive working environment I hardly know how to respond half the time.

I brought home a stack of things to do tonight. I am organizing folders for Parent-Teacher conferences. I also worked on one of my online classes. I almost forgot to complete the assignment for that class. Sigh. It's a sign of a busy week. I really need to focus on that this weekend and get it done. We are near the end of the class! YAY!  It will be good to have it completed!  I also worked on a parent hand out  for Parent-teacher conferences. Little did I know how much number sense and reading skills I was gaining from those board games we played growing up. Get out those board games and play with your kiddos! Don't change the rules to make them go faster (Mom :)!). Just using dice is building number sense. It's good family time too!  I have that handout prepared I just have to print it.

I use an app called Bloomz to keep parents posted on classroom activities, what is happening at school, and can even message parents privately. I use it constantly. What is nice is that if a parent asks a question, I know that more parents probably have the same question. I can then post to the whole group of parents and save myself over twenty phone calls.  I keep a Calendar at the top and update it. It's the first thing the parents see so they know for the next two days we are out early. They can refer back to it instead of calling the secretaries and asking. Although, I am sure some of them do! I can post scheduling for parent-teacher conferences, and even schedule volunteers. It's very helpful!
I post videos, student work, student pictures and more. I communicate with parents I never see because of this app. That is very good.

So parent-teacher conferences begin tomorrow. This is always stressful. You worry about some you didn't need to, and don't worry about others you should've. I won't have a voice by tomorrow night. Send some positive vibes my way!

October 24, 2016

Quarter's End

The end of fall quarter, the end of the 1st quarter, the end of the grading period. However you would like to phrase it, it is the end. This first part of the school year has flown by. I have been working like crazy to get all my grades into the new software. I don't know if it is working correctly and I don't even care at this point. I have them DONE! Done, DOne, DONE!

It's only Monday and it felt like four days in one. We had a mini-field trip to the fire station right next door. Amidst a chaotic tour I yelled "freeze" to my class, and the froze in place. The fire chief looked at me and said "You think that'd work on my staff?" I smiled. We continued on then there was another point where the students needed to stop and listen. I said "3,2,1, 0" and on zero they were all silent. The fire chief looked at me again and said "Seriously, you think THAT'd work on my staff." That time I just chuckled. They received stickers and a water bottle filled with wonderful things like crayons. We went back to class and although I repeatedly said "All water bottles in your backpacks!" There were a couple of free spirited folk who pretended like they didn't hear that directive. They were straightened out and I think their treasure made it home. Who knows what happened on the bus.

The book fair is on this week. We had to interrupt our class time to go on a tour of the book fair. There were some decent books, some stupendously crappy books, and a couple of gold nuggets of quality books. I hate to look at the books sold at these book fairs. If I could direct parents into what NOT to get I think it would surprise them. The decline of America can be found at your local schools book fair.  They had teachers come around before the book fair and make a "wish list" for our classroom. Sometimes parents will buy a book for the class.  We finished up that tour without any major mishaps and went back to class.

This afternoon we did our first rotation with other 2nd grade classes in celebration of our statehood. Having other teachers students makes you realize a few things. You are not alone in the struggle to get that one kid to follow simple directions. Every second grade class has nose-pickers. The other teachers have a little insight into your daily struggle with one or two noodles!  We all have a few students with so much energy it oozes out of their fingertips.Then you send them back to their teacher with a sigh of relief.

I forgot to work on my online class this weekend. So as I prepare for Parent-Teacher conferences I have to squeeze that in. I can do it!  G'nite


October 22, 2016

What do you know?

I have a little guy in my classroom that has a lot of needs. One of his troubles is staying on task and focusing. However, he is quite intelligent picks up on things quickly and often surprises me. We were working on spelling and we were going through the spelling rules. I was trying to trigger some memories of what they rules were. There was a lot of guess work going on. This little guy had interrupted multiple times with unrelated thoughts. I was getting a little frustrated. I finally had the class focused and analyzing the possible rule. There was still a lot of guessing when all of the sudden he says  "It's Job 3, English words don't end in v or u!"   I had no idea that he'd been paying attention to the rules we've learned. Woot! He got a high five and a lot of positive reinforcement from the class. You never know when something will stick!

This next week is going to be busy. We have a fire prevention talk at the fire station. It's right next door to our school. So mini field trip! We are celebrating our statehood with a lot of different activities. Side note we have Friday off of school to celebrate our statehood. It is also parent-teacher conference week. We have half days with students then two afternoons spent in conferences with our parents. I have NO idea how this is going to go. We have a brand new report card format. I expect explaining that will be a pain in the arse. The PTA is making us lunch on Wednesday so that will be nice. The FBLA at the high school does a fundraiser every year at parent-teacher conference time. They have bright futures if this is a sign of their business acumen. They do a tri-tip dinner! There is a family dinner for purchase or an individual dinner. They deliver to teachers! Amazing! Parents can also eat the dinner at the high school or pick it up to go. It's a busy week for all so that is a brilliant idea.  I will be very ready for the three day weekend following that.

Then it is Halloween. Halloween on a Monday! It's going to be hectic with sugar highs and lows. Yeah...

October 20, 2016

Evening

Something was wrong with my satellite receiver so I missed the latest presidential debate. Bummer. What I did instead was work on some things for school. I completed a couple of laminating projects that I hadn't had time to get to, and printed some things off.  Speaking of printing Windows 10 which I hate, has done many glorious things that makes computing a pain. Apparently our privacy has gone completely out the window and they pretty much record every keystroke. So at least once a day I type in "I hate Windows 10." They did some stupid automatic update that made nothing work correctly. It took a lot of browsing over "Geekster" Blogs to find an answer. I found a lot of complaints and disgust over Windows 10. I also found the answer to the issues. I finally was able to do what I needed to do. Windows 10 is a horrible terrible product. Apple products are not the answer either. I'm waiting for an alternative. Anyhow, after all that technological difficulty I completed a lot of school work.

It has been interesting being an observer at work. I don't know how they are getting it all done. There are so many changes this year I admire the graciousness with which the administration is handling it. There is a huge change in staff and more staff members than they've had before as well as a larger student population than they've every had before. Piled on top of a lot of new staff to train we have new mandates from the state. These mandates are coming  to us based on new state laws regarding reading in the education system. The state is figuring it out, passing it on to administration and specially trained staff. They try to articulate to us what is going on and what it means for us. They've had to adjust and readjust the schedule and adapt quickly to changes. It has to be extremely stressful. It has been amazing to see how much administration  takes on for us. We have testing that is completely new, and some that is new to the school. They have to put a lot of plans in place to meet the guidelines of the law.

Halloween. It's serious business here. I can't believe how much of our school day is devoted to Halloween. It's nuts! I handed off the party to a parent volunteer. She planned the activities, is buying the supplies, and organized parents to bring food, drinks, etc. I am thankful that is out of my hair!

My little buddy is hanging out with me tonight. He's watching one of his favorite shows. He raided my fridge, my bag of lollipops, and snacks. I think he's full for now. He's played with toys while I did a load of laundry! He showed me how to cough in my elbow. I can tell his preschool teachers have been busy! Tonight he walks by me and says "Sha... I love you Sha." I'm not sure if that was the root-beer talking or what! He also said "Sha me fart a little fart!" So you know there is a lot to brag about!

Well he wants to shred some papers... so I am off! G'nite

October 18, 2016

Good and Busy

Good but busy day. I had one of my many formal observations today. I really like my new administration. They are just so supportive and encouraging. Anyhow, it went pretty well my students were fairly well behaved and did what was asked of them. They also were discussing their thoughts and deepening their understanding. I can't ask for much more than that.

My highlight of the day was after we finished spelling one of my students said "I am starting to like spelling now that I can read my own handwriting." Oh my. I have been working hard to help this student in handwriting. This is a perfect example of why we teach handwriting and why we should continue to teach handwriting. It did make me chuckle though. We've had a few conversations about handwriting and what will happen if I can read it or others can't read it.

Tonight I had to drop off more coloring contest papers to pick up free pumpkins for my students. They could go with their parents to do this but most don't. So I offered to drop them off on my way home from work.

It was a beautiful drive to and from work today. The clouds high in the sky and sheets of rain seen off in the distance. When I got home I had to have a little discipline and sit down and work on my online class. I need to work on it when I am not soooo tired. We accomplished a lot today. Including writing thank you notes to the geologist who explained fossils to my class, what to look for to find them, and then joined us on the field trip and hammered a lot of rocks apart. I hope he gets a big kick out of the notes because I chuckled at a few of them.

Well off to shower and put on my pj's. I took out the trash tonight...maybe I can get lunch made for tomorrow. If I stay awake.........

October 17, 2016

Warm Fuzzies

It rained most of the day yesterday and all through the night. My lungs sighed in relief. Their is a carport covered with a tin roof. The rain on the roof is very soothing. I loved hearing it through the night. This morning when I drove to work and on the way home the mountains glistened with freshly fallen snow. It was beautiful. All that rain was snow a couple thousand feet higher. All the trees have turned red and yellow. Winter is on the way.

Sometimes when I set up a writing lesson I model for the students a writing piece. So I was writing it as they read along. Then we edit it together. I deliberately make a lot of the same error so that hopefully with practice students can identify those errors in their own writing. We spent some time editing it then we had a discussion about what we did and how it made the writing better. One of my students raised his hand when we were done and said "You make me feel like I am a writer!" I said, "I am glad because you are a writer, you are all writers." Writing for kids is hard for many reasons, but one is that it is personal. It's your thoughts and ideas on paper. My students need to understand I value their thoughts and ideas before we ever sit down and edit one of their own pieces of writing. So having my student state that gave me the warm fuzzies! Doing this really improved a lot of their work in writing.

As we edited my piece it reminded me of why I love a good story. A good story evokes emotion from us. My story which was a very simple story pulled out of the recesses of my subconscious brought back memories of an old friend. There is so much I wish I could share with her if she was here. It also brought back memories of "talking books" with my childhood friend. We still share a love of reading and it doesn't get better than being able to share and discuss a really good tale with a friend. I'll have to give her a call and check if she's read anything great lately.

Speaking of a good story. On my way to and from school I usually listen to a audio book. I like something light but lively. If I'm on a long trip I prefer something action packed. It passes the time and feels more constructive than just sitting in the car. Recently my brother introduced me to an app that makes it easy to download podcasts. Sometimes I will listen to those and expand my intellectual horizons with them, or with some simply be entertained. What is great about podcasts is there is  sometimes a brief commercial at the very beginning or very end but that is it. It reminds me of "old" radio. Radio before there was a twenty  minute commercial break between every  1-2 songs.  Lately though it seems like every podcast is related to politics. I am sticking with fiction for now.

It was a quiet rainy weekend, I hope it is a quiet week. G'nite

October 9, 2016

Character Education

We have a program in our district that we are required to teach. It is a "Character Education" type of program. I have a lot of problems with it, but here we are teaching it. It's reality. I try to take the most important of these and discuss respect, teamwork, and personal responsibility. I don't like it though. This isn't my place to be teaching these lessons. On a local social media site a parent went off on a tirade about the homework that was assigned from this program. The parent was basically saying it isn't the schools place to be telling me to teach my kid this stuff. I overheard a group of teachers discussing it and they said "Well if the parents would do their job, we wouldn't have to be teaching them these lessons."   They have a point. However, It is the parents job. We do have kids coming to school without any moral compass. It might be the only place they hear you can't behave like this in society. My question is When did parents hand over the keys to their child's character education? It's happened many parents gave it up, handed it over, and didn't question it. It's a scary thing...but it has happened.

On Friday to prepare for a parent night this coming week we made a little display. We had the kids write what they would like to be when they grow up. I've done many similar activities over the years asking kids this question. It helps you to get to know them. It ignites their imagination. I've never had the reaction I had from a student this year.  I looked over at him staring at the paper and he is crying. He appears frustrated, angry, and sad all at the same time. I know it isn't because of the difficulty of the assignment. He's a bright and a quick thinker. I called him to come over and talk to me. I asked every question I could think of to ask to figure out why he was upset. At first I thought it was because a friend hurt his feelings. Then I realized he only was upset when I asked him to do this assignment. I asked him to bring the paper over and brainstorm. The more ideas I suggested the more the tears fell. Finally I said lets do this we picked a very generic response to what he would be. I said you're seven years old writing this down doesn't mean you can't change your mind. He was having none of it but finally went with the generic response. I am still trying to figure out why this would make a child so upset. After thinking of all the questions I asked him I realized it might be simple. It might be how his parents are talking to him about his future. I'm going to be thinking this one over for a long time.

October 4, 2016

Landscape

I have been reflecting on the landscape and how it changes. The landscape changes over time  with wind, water, hot, and cold. It changes through natural disasters and earth processes. The landscape is in a perpetual state of change. We can fight the effects of the change but change to the landscape is inevitable. Sometimes the change is a painful process. Sometimes the landscape changes so suddenly we can barely comprehend the change. The landscape can change in an instant.  If our life is a landscape we can see the change as we grow, learn, and change. The wrinkles form, the gray hairs come, the eyesight deteriorates. The landscape changes.  Something that was there like a lone pine  high on a hill falls or is blown down. The view changes your compass appears not to point true north any longer.  Change can come due to a great loss. It can be painful. If we knew what stood on that hill before our eyes will travel there still looking for it, even though we know it no longer stands. We want to make a phone call, listen to a voice, hear a song that can no longer be sung. However, there is something greater than this and something beyond this. We can bear the changing landscape if we know there is more. That the "more" is more than we can imagine.

October 3, 2016

Monday Tools

Monday Monday. My students did very well for being tired on a Monday. Sometimes a little tired is better than oozing energy :).  I picked up my buddy after school today. His mom is in a training tonight. We went and purchased our compulsory slurpie. I went through the drive-thru and ordered a Icee. From the back seat I heard a whispered "slurpie." I think he was nervous that it wouldn't be all that he hoped it would be. We came back and he discovered my tool chest. I had left it open after searching for a screwdriver.  "Can I play with your tools Sha?" I said "yes." So far he's attempted to take apart a Happy Meal Toy he left a couple weeks ago when his mom brought him dinner. Then he's been organizing them in the "right" place.

I accomplished most of my to do list this weekend. However I have a larger to do list that I am slowly cutting away at. I have class tomorrow after work. I am looking forward to it. Today I discovered one of my neighbors is a former co-worker who came up here to be a Professional Development
coordinator. So that is cool! She is a really nice lady!

Well I am going to attempt to form coherent thoughts and work on my online class! G'nite to y'all

October 1, 2016

Too Much Screen Time

I just diagnosed myself with too much screen time. I went into school for about 4 hours this morning and did some preparation for next week and the weeks to come. I inputted some grades into the grade book program. I brought more papers home to grade. I printed documents I need for the next month and more. I also did a lot of copying. I have not been staying ahead on the copying I need for the math program we use. Then I'd go in to make a copy and the copier would be down, there'd be a long line of teachers waiting, or the territorial moms would be there. So I have the entire next unit copied and ready to go!  Then I spent a little time lesson planning.

I came home had some lunch, visited a friend, then started working on my online class. There was many documents to read online. You couldn't print them off. I realized I wasn't digesting what I was reading anymore. I watched a couple of the videos required, and typed up a written response. I kept trying to start the next section but I just could not focus. TOO MUCH SCREEN TIME! I printed everything I could and will try again in the morning.

I just did a load of dishes and started a load of laundry. I know that is very exciting! During the week once in a while I get a load of laundry in but that isn't too common. My goal for tomorrow is to finish the next sections in my two online classes, mop the floors, finish lesson plans, prep some math centers, go to the grocery store, and maybe get some grading done! Woot I know how to party on the weekend!

My friend said to me "Why are you taking two online classes?" "Nevermind, I just remembered who I was talking to." "You're going to be like 90 years old and taking classes."  
It's very possible....

In other news I received my Voter's Registration Card this year. My uncle advised me to vote wisely... Is that even possible this year?

September 30, 2016

S.W.A.G.

'Tis Friday.....ahhhhhh! My toes feel free of my work shoes, my body feels free of talking, my head feels momentarily free of school worries. It's Friday.......

I spent part of my summer recruiting family members into helping me make "Brag Tags" or as we call them in 2nd Grade "SWAG Tags." (Students with Awesome Goals) So periodically students earn them they hang them on their own personal chain. I wasn't sure how these would go in the classroom. Let's just say they are a HIT. They are better than stickers, little erasers, and any cheap little plastic thing-a-ma-bob you might give a kid as a reward. It is in part because they are specific. For example  I followed the rules in P.E.,  Super Speller, I know my math facts, and more such as that. There are also a few that are "Happy Birthday", "First Day of Fall" or "I lost a tooth", they are earned just by showing up (or losing a tooth). We need to have a couple of those for the kids that have a lot of difficulty showing determination, or cooperation, or appreciation. Maybe they just have trouble in every way. They get some SWAG. It means more when they earn it, but a little bit of the other doesn't hurt.

Anyhow I was thinking about all these amazing encouraging S.W.A.G. tags. I show Teamwork, I read 25 Books, and the like. Here are some way more realistic possibilities for S.W.A.G. Tags...

I didn't put my pencil eraser in my mouth today.
I didn't pick my nose and wipe my boogers on the wall.
I didn't pick my nose today.
I didn't wipe my boogers on my sleeve!
I used a KLEENEX!
I stopped talking with the teacher asked for quiet.
I can wipe my own butt!
I remembered to wear my glasses!
I didn't touch my neighbor in line today.
I listened to the directions the 1st time!
I put on my own band-aide.
I didn't visit the nurse for an imaginary injury today.
I didn't break my pencil in the lid of my desk!
I wore a coat on a cold day!
I packed a healthy lunch!
I didn't pack a 16oz cola in my lunch!
I walked in the hallway.
I went to the bathroom during recess.
I kept my scissors away from my hair!
I didn't eat the Glue!
I rolled the glue-stick down so it didn't stick to the lid!
My chair didn't buck me off today!
My friends didn't make me talk loud!
My homework folder was turned in on time!
I didn't kick anyone during recess!
I didn't have Detention this week!
I didn't have Detention today!
I didn't say any curse words today!
I didn't flip anyone the bird today!
I didn't throw up today.
My family treated the whole house and me for head lice.
I didn't punch holes in my eraser with my pencil!
I raised my hand!
I raised my hand and waited to be called upon!
I didn't write on my neighbors paper!
I didn't cheat on the test!
I kept my hands out of my neighbors desk!
I didn't have any empty (wrappers, milk containers, water bottles, etc) in my desk!
I wasn't absent  the last hour of school!
I didn't stick my fingers in the food at lunch!
I wasn't tardy today, this week, this month!
I washed my hands!
I'm never absent for Field Trips!

Anyhow you get the general idea.... Here is some for teachers...

I graded papers today!
I graded papers and logged their grades!
I didn't vomit when my student vomited!
I didn't gag over the fart smell.
I didn't change my clothes when Booger Hands hugged me!
I gave high fives to every student including "Booger Hands"
I didn't throw myself on the floor when the principal said we were changing the plan again!
I didn't cry when they scheduled us another meeting.
I did my homework for my online class!
I made my lunch today!
I was nice to the hovercraft parent!
I didn't cry today!
I remembered to put on lotion after washing my hands 2,000 times today!
I bought stock in Sanitizer!
I took my Vitamins!
I am not an Alcoholic!
I got through my whole lesson plan today!
I wrote lesson plans!
I didn't eat a donut from the staff room!
I cut out my lamination!
I came to work today!
I didn't call in sick this week!
I survived the day after Halloween!
I survived the day before Christmas Break!
I survived!

September 29, 2016

Mountain View


These are the mountains we see at our school every day. The orange and yellow on the side are the trees changing colors. They are beautiful. Last week when we had rain they had snow that creeped down the sides. We'll see what they look like in winter. I love looking at them.

I was a bit nervous today. I had a parent that was coming in and based on the message I thought she'd be pretty cranky. It was a completely different experience when she came in! Yay! We addressed the behavior that had been going on and how we'd handle it. I dislike messages sometimes because they don't convey as well what you are trying to say. Sometimes it needs to be face to face.

I graded a lot of papers last night. However, we haven't been able to use our grading software as of yet. The district had to decide how grades would be put in and what report card we would choose. It was a bit ridiculous to take this long, but it did. I think (knock on wood) I have it set up correctly now and can start inputting grades. Wish me luck.

Enjoy your evening...


September 26, 2016

NOT

What I am NOT doing tonight is watching the presidential debate. I can't handle that kind of stress on a Monday night. What I am also NOT doing on a Monday night is watching football. I don't even know if there is a game, but if there is I am NOT watching it. Everyone should quit watching the NFL in my opinion until those spoiled punks start acting like grown-ups.

What I AM doing is  over-cooking chicken and suffocating in the smoke. I actually think it has just the right amount of charcoal.I may have to open a window. I AM also doing a load of laundry and dishes. I brought a couple of things home to do and I'm not sure my tired self wants to do them.

My mother, who usually has only my best interests in mind, ordered strongly suggested that I drink a Chia Seed Drink. I have been listening to this order suggestion for several days. The stars aligned and I found it at the grocery store. It looked unappetizing  but I bought it anyway because my mom told me suggested I do so.  I  threw it in my lunch bag this morning not looking too closely at it. After I ate my lunch I pulled the bottle out. It looks like a bottle of something you'd give a Zombie. It is red and very close to the red of your blood. It is full of Chia Seeds. The Chia Seeds had soaked up the liquid and became small white floating objects. So in the red blood white little maggot like Chia Seeds floated. Are you hungry?  I could tell you more about the hideous flavor but I won't. I called mom to share my review today. She suggested that I call Dad if I wanted to get any empathy. He empathized and said there was only one way to deal with this disgusting product "Close your eyes and chug it down."  It better cure whatever my dear mom thinks ails me. Something that nasty should be a cure of many things.

A student brought in a bunny as an unscheduled show-and-tell. I had several students intimidated by the bunny and I had to take their hand in mine to get them to pet it. I think it was those devilish red bunny eyes. The poor bunny had been to four classes. That's a lot of love from kids. The bunny survived and everyone had fun. Then I got out the Febreeze because  it smelled like bunny pee.

September 24, 2016

Prednisone, Field Trips, and Territory Disputes

Made it through another week. The Dr. put me on prednisone last weekend a six day course to reboot my system. I just couldn't seem to get my allergies under control no matter what I tried. It worked! The upside or downside of prednisone is what it does to you. It is steroids. No I didn't have "roid" rage but I was able to accomplish a lot, in little time, with little sleep.  It had me so wired! In one night I ran several errands after work, did a few loads of laundry, laminated a whole array of things for my class, did lesson planning, printed off documents, folded clothes, and took out the trash.  I didn't sleep well after all of that either. What was amusing is I had labeled all these file folders for some documents we use in class all the time. Then all I needed was a parent volunteer to come in and make copies. Then wouldn't you know it..the parent comes in...the copier has crashed. There ya go! It was lucky I had completed a lot of laminating because the parent just cut it out for me instead. So the rest of the week wasn't quite as productive as that first night. However, I did manage to get a lot done every day none-the-less.  I am glad I am off the prednisone. I hope I can maintain my allergies.

My mom was highly amused by this little tale. I don't find it nearly that amusing. She really thought I should share. So here ya go....

This week we met as a grade level team to plan and discuss an upcoming field trip. I have not experienced a field trip here and they were explaining to me how things would go. First you can't give parents the option of riding the bus with the class.  That confused me as we've always had a couple of parents on the bus for field trips. Well these  mom's are quite territorial and somewhat aggressive. Pretty soon you will have absolute chaos and anger as the moms fight over the available bus spots.  They try to beat each other to the teacher to be the first to request to ride the bus. Then we have seven second grade classes. So with that many classes, teachers, and teachers aides, there isn't enough room for parents to ride. Then they told me that they have so many parents that want to go they have a train of about 20 plus cars driving behind all the buses. The parents even carpool to the field trip site. They are encouraged to carpool to the field trip site because they have ran out of parking. We apparently even send lunch boxes in a "mom car" because we run out of room on the bus for student lunch boxes.  

Then there is the actual field trip. Apparently this "fossil" field trip is a local tradition. A tradition that maybe should've gone by the wayside in the last twenty years. There is a local place where you used to be able to dig and immediately find fossils.  A colleague of mine said she went on her second grade field trip (she's in her mid-twenties) and you could find fossils then.  Now after this many years of public access and yearly second grade field trips from across the county it is more a trek in the dirt. Local geologists do a little presentation before we go look for fossils. So now a field trip continues that probably should be obsolete. Apparently we also have to remind students that bullet casings are not fossils and should be left on the ground.  My colleagues also said that the best part of the field trip was going to the public park to eat lunch afterward. That made me laugh. We have  a member of our team that has been teaching at this school for 27 years. She is part of the tradition. We may let this tradition fall by the wayside next year when she retires.  I will try to post some photo evidence of this field trip in October.

Speaking of territorial and aggressive moms. I had a mom come in to volunteer and make some copies for me. She and I got the giggles after leaving the copy room. There were a handful of mom's in there volunteering for other teachers. They had staked their claim and marked their territory. The copy room was their space and we were clearly interlopers. If we wanted to make copies we would have to bow to their superiority. It was hysterically funny. I had NO idea the copy room would be so overwhelmingly scented with ownership! If you volunteer at a school proceed into the copy room with caution. You don't want to make the "land-owners" mad by trespassing onto their perceived land. I don't know if land disputes such as these erupt into violence, but I wouldn't take the chance!

I am dog sitting and chinchilla sitting this weekend. I came home to do some laundry and will probably head into school for a bit this afternoon.  Happy Weekend to all....

September 18, 2016

Preparations

 I dropped into urgent care yesterday. I couldn't seem to get my allergies under control. The Dr. gave me prednisone to get me whacked back into shape. I totally crashed last night and this morning. I went to my buddies birthday party yesterday and his mom looked at me as I almost fell asleep in their living room chair and said "Why don't you go to urgent care." It was right down the street. He agreed that it was allergies. He gave me a back up of anti-biotics just in case it moved into an infection.

I went into school this afternoon and ended up spending 3 and 1/2 hours there prepping for next week. I still don't feel completely ready. I worked the whole time as well. Sigh. I brought some work home to plan. I got home and remembered I have everything to make Potato Kale Soup. So I gathered up all the ingredients to make that.  That will be my lunch this week. So that should be good.

I work with really wonderful people. They've just made me feel so welcome. It is such a huge change. The principal was in this weekend painting. She painted a lot of our walls and was just doing some touch up. It kind of cracked me up. I am thinking she likes to paint.

Well I'm off to finish making my soup and prep for another busy week.

September 16, 2016

Friday Birthday!

Happy Friday...and birthday to me!  It was a busy fun day. Our amazing office staff decided to buy the staff lunch today. That was nice because I had brought myself a can of soup and a can opener for lunch.

This afternoon one of our secretaries walks in and asks a couple of my students to come out in the hallway for a moment. I don't ask questions and they come back in a couple minutes later with an amazing birthday gift.
It's made from wire coat hangers.



What made it even more special is that it was an unexpected surprise.







A parent was waiting for me by my classroom Monday morning. I had went to pick up some things from my school mail box and make some copies. I could see the stress in her face. I asked her if she was okay and she claimed she was fine. I said clearly you are not okay and asked what was going on. So she very embarrassingly told me her daughter has head lice. Oh boy. Well I'd been through this before. I was very sympathetic and walked her down to the nurse because I wasn't sure of our schools policy. Our very abrupt and normally impatient school nurse was very kind and offered suggestions. Anyhow the parent kept her child out of school that day to treat her and all that fun stuff. Needless to say I've been scratching my head every day since then. Sigh...

So another parent came in to volunteer today. It was super helpful. This kind person and her husband are raising a family members children. I don't know what the children have been through but I can tell she is really wanting to be the best parent she can be.  It is amazing how many families are in this position of raising others children. It is tough to take that on. The awesome news is she is a competent, kind, helpful volunteer. YAY! Another mom stopped in to ask how she could help too! She has a little one so just asked to help with copies. PERFECT. Copies are the bane of my existence. Despite all the life lessons copying has taught me. Another mom really really would love to be in my classroom, every single minute, of my day, hovering over her child, and putting bubble wrap around any potential fall. I talked with another teacher after school and she suggested I put her in charge of something big, but not happening soon, that she could plan for. So I asked her to put together a plan and games for our Halloween Party.  That was great advice. She doesn't have to help at school but she can still be involved in something fun. I hope this works! Whew

So I'm really glad no one was about to witness my clumsiness this evening. I made myself a hot cup of tea. I've been drinking a lot to help with my allergies. I put it in a large mug because I wanted to drink a lot of it. As I leaned in for my first sip I spilled on my chest, yelped, jumped and spilled in my lap. Yelped louder and longer set it on my floor ran to my bathroom pulling off garments to start soaking myself in water. I was walking a bit like a bronc rider after a serious 8 seconds. I managed to scrape my knee on the edge of my cedar chest as I wobbled around. So yeah.... that was entertaining. All that for a cup of tea.

I was talking with a friend this evening. I was discussing options for my birthday dinner. She as a stay at home mom thought I should go out or at least order steak delivered. Well as it is not only my birthday but Mexico's Independence Day I'd been craving Mexican food since my cousin-in-law suggested it. I thought about the Mexican place right down the road but it has had a terrible smell when I've driven by. Another option is in the "barrio" and by myself after dark it isn't an option. That's what my Spanish friends call that area. The other place is on the other side of town. What the bottom line was though... I wanted something a little spicy that would make my nose run. I thought about Taco Bell but that causes another kind of running. My friend says to me "I think it's cute that you think Taco Bell is spicy." I had to laugh. Yeah you have a point. So I ended up insulting all of Mexico ( I apologize) and went and bought a can of chili. Way better than Taco Bell. Way worse than really good Mexican food. Is it enough that I thought of you Mexico? Maybe not the best birthday dinner ever, but the bottom line is, it was just what I wanted.

Thanks to all my family and friends for the random, wonderful, funny, birthday wishes and gifts!

























September 14, 2016

Lessons learned...at the copier

You make think the copy machine is there for convenience. That is a good generalization however, there is more to the copier than you know. You learn patience at the copier. You will have successfully copied 21 copies for your class of 23 and it will run out of paper. Sometimes it will jam  then you must seek out which of the 32 possible jam sites it could be in. Then it could be a false jam. No jam there it just felt like being opened up and investigated.  Some copiers are set up to be your printer. So you go to pick up what you'd printed and it has disappeared. Did the copy elf take it? Did it not print? Is it in the printing queue and you just have to wait?

The copier is a lesson in determination. Do you have not only the skill set to run the copier but to not give up when your two sided copy prints one sided AGAIN? Can you withstand the heat of the copy room to make your copies for the week? Can you wait patiently behind a person who is making copies for a weekend party they are having? (Also known as unauthorized use, and wasted resources). I want to talk to them when we run out of paper in a month.  There is pressure put on you when someone comes in behind you ready to use it. Can you ignores the sighs, the hinting shuffling of papers, the small talk that is really asking you how much longer?

The copier is a lesson in skill building. Do you know how to do a double sided, folded, collated, stapled, book of learning? Well, neither do I? if you've mastered that I need a lesson. I usually figure it out by trial and error but then never remember what the error side was.  Why don't they have instructions in copy rooms. Also, sometimes I can magically choose to hole punch those pages and sometimes not.  So yes it takes skill. Mastery of this skill takes time. More time than I want to allow for making copies.  As teachers we must be life-long learners. I guarantee once I get the hang of this copy machine it will die a terrible over-heated death and we'll get  a new one.

You also learn discretion at the copier. You must think before you print. You never know who is in the copy room that is going to review your copy!

September 10, 2016

For Granny...

I know a lot of wonderful things about my granny. However, last week I remembered another thing. I had went to the grocery store. Impulsively I bought a bottle of Concord Grape Juice. I had a little when I got home but there was a missing ingredient.  I had some Lemon/Lime Soda in the fridge and added a little to it. Yep, that's the way it is supposed to be. We called it Kick-a-poo while growing up. Not sure why... but there ya go! You can also make your own Kick-a-poo! Thanks Granny :)